can cats tell when you’re drunk

one thing about spanish girls is they love to kiss each other

bts is here for why

want to order myself chinese food but it comes with cilantro and they dont do special instructions but like i dont want a parasite

Call me a sheep if you want but i want to try clinique black honey

it’s fully possible i will get back to school and everyone will hate me

yves and isabella lovestory DIIIIIIEDDDD OMfg so excirsddd that’s gonna be so lit

come fall i’m gonna have to be in class with simultaneously oomf who is my ex boyfriend situationship of three years who i can’t talk to and then also recent situationship who im gonna have ended things with because oomf is jealous and then also several other people who also know everything about us and the entire situation. and this class is taught by the professor i was infatuated for the last like year and a half who i recently found out is married but also slept with a student ten years ago and he’s like 70. abd the class is on Hegel 😭 because that wasn’t gonna be difficult enough already

It’s so hard for me to comprehend the idea of a man only wanting me for sex or like wanting me for mostly that or like wanting to have sex with ms really badly because i walk around with a fuckass bob and am always like wearing a cardigan or something like I don’t ever give sexy i think its not really possible for me in my life but i guess it can happen

and i never ever believe in shit like that EVER but it was THRHEE TIMES IN A ROW so i was like i guess i have to take this advice and just do everything that i can think of to do and take action and make things happen bc that’s what it said

Like three months ago i got my tarot or like oracle cards read around 3 times the same few days and every time they said specifically Be assertive and dominant in your love life Go for it Make a move. And look where that got me in a big fucking mess that now i have to clean up. Is this what it’s like to be a man