i loveeee making plans

i wear a headband to work one time and a barista who has been here for like a year at least asks if i’m my coworkers daughter(Im 22 and she’s 26) bruh

The concept of making the bell jar into a movie and putting billie eilisj and the blond guy from heated rivalry into it

Getting a new job and going on a date and seeing friends and going to the doctors this week

new york is entirely sold out of dark purple nail polish in every borough

I sometimes forget im a girl and can do girl stuff like this but It was unpleasant i might start doing this every morning ivebeen so against doing any stretching or wellness type of activity because i have a mental block but if i also have a cigarette it feels balanced out and normal and its so fun to role play as someone else

maybe i’m gonna go have a cigarette and do yoga

last time i was at the ER these two random guys came in while i was waiting for my x rays and were like Hey while we’re here do u wanna get tested for HIV it’ll only be a little pinprick and it’s really good to know etc like as part of some program. Which is great and all but like how awful to be in the ER for whatever reason you’re there and then also find out you have HIV like what

Guys you actually can wear a cardigan to the bar

I’m such a selfish person i have to die

i heard someone say going outside with wet hair is antisocial … if you can’t go outside with wet hair you’re weak af