allegory, allegorier, allegoriest

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

Nieyao could have existed if it wasn’t impossible

fool me once kill yourself fool me twice kill yourself

anne looks so incredibly despondent in this dress

they won't let her be a man and they won't let her be a woman and she's all alone and kicked to the curb and she has fucked it all up and she can't even hide behind her big hat anymore and maybe her abusive marriage was actually supposed to Build Character and that's all fucked too just like everything in her stupid gay life........