allegory, allegorier, allegoriest

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

you can tell who on your tl is following soccer rn because they're posting like their life is over

i get so gay off that disputed object

I have a lot of sympathy for Flint bc its like he's part of the world shittiest, shittiest group project. He's begging everyone on his knees to just read their section and make their power point slides, but instead Vane is like "no Im gonna write a freestyle rap about my part"

it does always piss me off when a historical drama only costumes the characters meant to be unattractive or unsympathetic in historically accurate clothing, while the attractive/sympathetic ones are given essentially contemporary costumes with a slight historical flavor. the past is a foreign country and mainstream film treats it just like one

thomas hamilton got his greatest love to give a shit about his life philosophy book when he otherwise would’ve thought it was whack by reading it to him while he was high on post-sex oxytocin and then sealed the deal by incorporating it into their dating time and finally writing the most glowing and personally-relevant romantic inscription on it so he’ll have no choice but to care about it for the rest of his life. Dark woke icon of all time possibly ever maybe

there's something really fun about how like. according to all Sources i have found many sailors abandoned the royal navy for piracy because the navy was so hierarchical and the officers were given so much power and piracy was the more egalitarian and democratic option. but flint comes from the navy as someone who managed to work his way up to officer and as someone who seems to prefer to function inside those rigid structures, or at least to be most at home there. so even as he is ostensibly fighting for the greater egalitarianism of the pirate world and of progressive values in general it's just not something that he personally is able to value. he doesn't have a democratic bone in his body. he went to the pirate republic talking about kings and wanting to quite literally run it like the navy and tried to fight for that pirate republic while acting like his word was law and every democratic proceeding was an annoying hinderance to his dictatorial rule. it's so good. i like him

ok so what if there was a little ball

that literally could never happen. fool.

what if the ball was red and everything was basically nice. and we all smiled / played

im literally frowning. the world is a fragile facade. tgere will be no hope ever

shatters the facade and endless light pours in. and endless light pours in. and endless light pours in.and endless light pours in.andendless light pours in.and endless light pours in.and endlesslight

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

you may have noticed that my story is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my plot structure is weaker by the verse. this is commentary on the chaos of mortal existence under the yoke of the immortal gods