allegory, allegorier, allegoriest

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

its actually so funny how flint literally kills gates with his bare hands and when the crew reacts um poorly to that he’s like you are the stupidest bitches alive. i hope every last one of you dies

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

the line between “awesome campy quasi-historical funtimes” and “blorbo from history would not fucking say that. BLOWING this movie up with my mind” is a very fine one

if i could make gifsets i would do one with wei wuxian wen qing and jin guangyao to the quote from marat/sade that goes woe to the man who is different who tries to break down all the barriers woe to the man who tries to stretch the imagination of man he shall be mocked he shall be scourged by the blinkered guardians of morality. but i dont know howwwww

thinking about this again. it really is insane how mdzs cultivation world had like. at least 3 once-in-a-generation geniuses on their hands in one generation and murdered all of them

i wish we'd had more scenes in london with these long ass wigs </3 not enough fucking wigs in this show. sorry for loving absurd late 17th early 18th cent european aristocrat swag. can i still be forgiven

release the wig cut

i really want to know what it looks like but i haven't decided what to vote myself. difficult poll but that's why i wanted to make it

let's all go to the old pirates' house in savannah georgia and ask for the flintburger the look on the server's face will be priceless

lets ask them to bring the rum aft

symbols have been fun but it's time for truth now.