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medievaljournalist

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

#PREV YEAH #mdzs/cql

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

jame7t

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

pitbolshevik

they should invent a firework that only veterans can hear

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i really like how the walrus getting its shit completely wrecked by the spanish man o' war is done bc it does not have you saying "flint you really fucked up this time" it has you saying "ohhh my god 🙄 if these people would just FOLLOW FLINT'S ORDERS and FIRE WHEN HE SAYS FIRE then we wouldn't fucking be here. this is what comes of defying him" it really puts you in flint's headspace.

#i know he just murdered their beloved former quartermaster. but maybe that beloved former quartermaster should have WAITED #UNTIL THEY GOT ON LAND. TO VOICE HIS CONCERNS.#black sails

action52

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audio recreation of an old classic

adhdo5

We literally need to rename Nieyao to Yaojue there are literally only benefits to this

adhdo5

1. Highlights the gay ass 3zun/these two in particular name scheme

2. There's literally two (frequently shipped! (with JGY!)) guys surnamed Nie; this is less ambiguous

3. Equality; why does NMJ get to be in his sect leader capacity and not JGY? The rename addresses this problem.

4. DEI. Does JGY ever get to shipname top. Does NMJ ever get to shipname bottom (Critically I think shipname topping obv is stupid. So we can call stuff I don't agree with Yaojue also. We should just call it Yaojue)

#compelling #mdzs/cql

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

#watching this on repeat trying it with different songs too. very good

zmeess

it might be hard to believe with the amount of witches i've drawn recently but my first WHA fanart was actually just a bunch of brushbugs doodled in a sketchbook like the second i finished episode 3. i am not immune to a weird cat bug noodle creature

#buge..#witch hat atelier

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zmeess

absolutely had to redraw Agott's iconic 'if my crush can infer a little bit of affection from my blushing and liberal circumlocution then i don't have to say that i care or talk about my feelings at all' moment

#wahh #witch hat atelier

zmeess

until Shirahama sensei releases the secret teen orufrey lore i will have to entertain myself

#i love when fanartists are as invested in witch clothes as shirahama herself is #witch hat atelier

zmeess

what do you mean the manga i'm reading features a greasy sleep-deprived little guy with a Shrek-ass 'get out of my bog' attitude and a savior complex. AND he's a fashionista? stop it

#witch hat atelier

herpsandbirds

Red-tailed hawk very interested in the grill. Trying to figure out how to make grilled squirrel maybe!

#autism be damned my boy can grill..#birds

ryan-sometimes

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

ryan-sometimes

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

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infimace-blog

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

#rackham about vane #<- PREV

dr-empty

black sails your dash and runs away

#they were sisters... :(#black sails

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