allegory, allegorier, allegoriest

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

you guys do realize memorizing a story doesn't actually preserve it right? it just destroys it entirely and places a perfect copy of it in your brain to be retold at a future performance

I miss Jin Guangyao

Jin Guangyao

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

s1 really does hit different when you know everything

maxanor breakup is that much more emotional when you know exactly what eleanor is dooming them to but still not knowing what the alternative is. and knowing that max had no idea either

i also managed to completely forget how directly it's implied that [the story is] thomas hamilton died by suicide. on the other hand i do understand how i forgot this because it's not mentioned again. suicide is, like sodomy, a crime so unspeakable and shameful that its name can't be uttered. if i was miranda or flint i would also be tormented every day by the thought of it. no wonder they had to kill that old man they were right to do it <3

s1 really does hit different when you know everything

maxanor breakup is that much more emotional when you know exactly what eleanor is dooming them to but still not knowing what the alternative is. and knowing that max had no idea either

some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean rivals to lovers and some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean enemies with benefits. but these are all distinct categories

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden