The Avengers as “Florida Man” Headlines
Steve:
Tony:
Peter Parker:
Clint:
Natasha:
Thor:
Scott:
Bucky Barnes:
Peter Parker (bonus):
Xuebing Du
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Love Begins
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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The Avengers as “Florida Man” Headlines
Steve:
Tony:
Peter Parker:
Clint:
Natasha:
Thor:
Scott:
Bucky Barnes:
Peter Parker (bonus):

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Shown:
Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above) Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)
Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish
Gorilla
Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident. His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!
Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:
Fortunately, he looked quite treatable. We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:
Then he got his heart and was restuffed:
I thought he was back together and sent these photos:
His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!” …. but he used to have ears, can you add some? Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely! So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:
“Perfect!” said his person. So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well. Here he is ready to fly home:
Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!
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what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it
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Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
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I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.
No you…. really need to click the link

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omg??????
SIS OMGGG
DOLLY!!!!!!!
everything is never as it seems
hey Op, do you accept criticism
i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry
Feather stars are the closest thing we have to walking plants. Via here
Reason 1 million why the ocean will always be terrifying to me.
I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.
There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.
oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

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With these upgrades they never stood a chance
Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
At least 60 Indigenous women are pursuing a lawsuit alleging they were sterilized against their will, as recently as last year. Is there an issue of systemic racism within Canada's healthcare system?
Don’t let anyone tell you that Canadians are nice people. Nice people don’t do shit like this or let it continue to happen.
Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.
“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
How about a
tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?
OM NOM NOM NOM.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
Country folk can survive
Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.
N U N R A V E
BLESS THIS MOSH PIT
“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

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Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans
That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.
el tigre es pequeño y gordo
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO
Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi