Just My Life

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn't understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn't see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you're probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now

Which new white boy with fluffy brown hair are the teen girls obsessed with these days I can’t keep up

These dudes keep emerging randomly from the swamps and I have mild face blindness I can’t keep track they literally all look the same to me I’m sorry I don’t know which factory makes them

*tears open scroll, squints* i believe it’s andrew garfield again, sire.

What? Again? He’s like 38.

His hair is still fluffy.

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

@flitterly​

this is true i was one of the fish

im the shark kink

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Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that