*Witty one liner here*

What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

You know when a zoo has a real gay ass animal like a real sensitive ass gay penguin or a gay ass dolphin or lion or some shit just in its enclosure acting real sensitive and gay in front of the whole wide world spawning dozens of heartwarming web articles, that’s what Ralsei is to me

i went to eating enough food world and they're excited to meet you. keep eating lots of meals and snacks and take my hand! we can go there.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH QUEER AND TRANS EATING DISORDER HAVERS COME EAT ENOUGH FOOD WITH ME!!!!!!! <33333333

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time