you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

thinking about the grisha trilogy in mal’s pov is making me so suicidal 🙂 all my friends are dead 🙂 the love of my life is losing herself to her own powers 🙂 i spent all my life trying to be useful (to her) and my true usefulness is my death 🙂 and even before that if i get to be with her i’ll wither and age and die while she lives for centuries 🙂 i have no honor in my country 🙂 i have no home but her and she is uninhabitable 🙂 she loves me but not enough to save me 🙂

julius sneezer. achoo brute

forgive me father for i have not locked in

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

2025 went by in the blink of an eye but at the same time if you mention something that happened in january it feels like a lifetime ago

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time