My Life Is Hyperbolic

the occult implications of large parts of modern society being okay with "pleather" and "vegan leather" (plastics and micro plastics existing everywhere from placentas to the bottom of the ocean), rather than using the skins of animals who will ultimately die no matter what we do

That… that doesn’t happen to y’all?

They bring us the machine...

The… machine… how big is the machine?

Ancient Reptile: Free me. Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

multiclassing in bard

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

absolutely LOST in the sauce

yeah it’s called wash trading, it’s illegal in regulated markets but is standard practice in nft and crypto spaces

iirc most nft transactions are just this. the dilbert cartoonist guy does it too lol

People in the notes saying it's considered bad form to call people out for it, too 🙃

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

the earth was created for various types of crabs

I don’t know what little cat needs to hear this but. it is Not Dinner Time. you are not going to starve and it will be okay.