Yoohoo

Jerking off to early Slayyyter music gayer than fucking men

so many people in the notes don’t understand. this is an article about a specific grouse named mister grouse who really is the friendliest bird in the forest. i’m sorry your sister got attacked by some other bird. your bloodline’s heavy karmic debt was probably to blame.

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

i think those are all girls now.

You'd bring the species back just for it to evolve again

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

would you still love me if i was a string cheese

I only hear this in whispers now and I’m expecting to hear a plastic cup falling too.

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of