~23% Prescient

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

Once you’ve been out of the closet for a while and are surrounded by people who are at the very least neutral and respectful about the trans thing it just becomes a whatever part of your life and all these people claiming that you’re ruining society and passing laws against you kinda feels like a swat team storming into your house while you’re just eating spaghetti.

Bro why are you banning me from using the bathroom I’m literally just eating spaghetti

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

one or both of these dogs is a monsterfucker

i'm gonna get so much hotter in my 30s and the scary thing is i'm already pretty hot

truly what would i do without Zotero my friend Zotero