Literally just shit lmao

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

Wheat fields are more mystical than fields of other crops. You are 7,000 times more likely to meet an old god or see a portent of doom in a wheat field than in a field of like… soybeans.

For your consideration: cornfields

Cornfields are less mystical than wheat fields but more mystical than soybean fields. Two-bit monsters congregate in corn fields to eat people, but their power is nothing compared to the things that manifest in wheat fields. 

Have been in both wheat and cornfields; can confirm. Cornfields host monsters who eat people. Wheat fields attract old gods. 

“monocultures attract people-eating monsters” is not the take I expected to see today but I’m glad I saw it

Jesus fuck you just scared the shit out of me.

i hate when people make fun of the "do yoga go for a jog drink water eat healthy get 8 hours of sleep" advice for mental health. theyre like OH THANKS IM CURED when the sentiment is not a CURE but an IMPROVEMENT i promise you if someone drags you out of your bed and forces you to go for a mile walk you will ultimately feel better than if you stayed in your depression hole of a room covered in food containers and clothes on the floor for another 72 hours i PROMISE U. its not a cure but it is a step in the right direction w clinically proven benefits i say this as someone diagnosed w major depressive disorder stop being so cynical u have to actively engage w trying to get better

so fucked up that like actually going to bed earlier and exercising and eating well and being kind to urself does actually make u feel a bit better. that is so messed up

stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

my dream is that thursday morning we wake up and find out NFTs were an april fools prank

And, it’s only month three! I wonder what cool new anticapitalist skills we will unlock later.

Please let it be the re-emergence of faith in unions Please let it be the re-emergence of faith in unions Please let it

police robot dogs unionize [monkey paw finger curls]

old fashioned breakcore

My son off the shits!!

It’s Monday