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❝ George, I love you but you could shut up and sometimes I want to poison you, and kiss you as the poison infiltrates your lungs right into my mouth. Anyways, have a fun election against a rapist and me, your ex-wife! Our voters have no decisions here since you fucked your opponent! ❞

NO DECISIONS HERE!

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DAY IN THE LIFE OF A ENGLISH TEACHER IN ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

001... THE THEATER PLAY

Theater. Sunday night. 7:43 PM.

❝ Every year, Abbott does a play. I don't know who started this tradition. I don't know who keeps approving it. But every year, like clockwork, I am pulled into it because and I quote... 'Mrs. Cruz, you're the English teacher, you know words.' As if words are my exclusive property. ❞

The Abbott Elementary auditorium is... Not a theater. If you're being generous. If you're being honest, it's a cafeteria with a stage bolted onto one end and curtains that smell like the 1990s. The chairs are folded and stacked against the wall. The lights are those harsh fluorescent ones that make everyone look like they died three days ago. Me and Ben are sitting cross-legged on the stage with a whiteboard behind us that reads:

PLAY IDEAS

Romeo & Juliet (too much kissing, Barbara will complain)

The Importance of Being Earnest (kids don't get Wilde)

Our Town (too depressing, Janine cried last year)

???

🉆 ㅤ “ TO UNDERSTAND IT, GUESS I'D HAVE TO BE A DEAD MAN ”

 ꩜ this post contains spoilers for phantoms busters , proceed with caution

I CAN HEAR A LONELY OPERATOR  NIKO had moved to Aomori with her Aunt when she was young , but unfortunately , even as she grew, that feeling of being a new kid never faded. She felt the stares pricking at the back of her neck. Especially when she'd flinch or scream out of nowhere ( that particular conundrum caused her quite a lot of trouble ). She tried to fit in , honestly , though the effort felt more akin to shoving a square in a circular hole. Futile. So she stopped , stopped trying , stopped talking , stopped it all. She and her Aunt packed up , and settled down in Kanagawa instead. It was better this way. And eventually , it worked. She disappeared into the background. A fresh start and a new personality worked wonders.

ON THE PHONE! ON THE PHONE! ꕀ PHANTOM BUSTERS . . . ?

“ It's her! I'm taking a different route, guys... ” . . . “ Who are you talking about, Tamon? ”

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗥𝗬𝗨𝗢𝗛 ܓ 𝗞𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗔, 𝗝𝗔𝗣𝗔𝗡

          Tamon avoided this girl a lot.

  Average, unremarkable, ordinary ── those were just a few of the words that came to Tamon's mind when he thought about the faceless mobs present in the background of Kanzaki's favourite manga, at least that's what he had gathered. Nothing more than stand-ins and filler meant to support the storytelling, to supplement the empty spaces. Fodder at worst. Everything the protagonist wasn't. They took all the attention, saved the day, went beyond the measure and stood out everywhere they went.

Safe to say, this girl was the prior. She went out of her way to go unnoticed.

Dandelion-haired and blonde, moving around the halls as if she were unassuming. He only heard her speak on occasion, which was rare at all, considering she made a sharp turn in the other direction every time he crossed her path. Tamon had never heard her name; he could barely remember her face at all ( it probably didn't help that he'd never looked at it to begin with ); he almost convinced himself she was the wandering remnants of a student who'd passed. She was just so unnoteworthy. Though he could see her, and the other students of Ryuoh could definitely see her too. So that possibility was unfortunately scrapped. Besides his aversion towards people, there was another huge reason her didn't want to be near her.

She was a total ghost magnet.

Tamon was good at talking to ghosts; he'd like to think. Humans, on the other hand? Not so much. So there was no chance he'd ever question her about it. The rush of overlapping voices he heard when he happened to pass her by, all screaming and talking at the same time, laughing, whispering, singing on some occasions. It was overwhelming; he swore he could feel his eardrums splitting.

He was just going to leave it, honestly. Find a different route to class that wouldn't interfere with hers. It's not like he could talk to the ghosts while she was with them. But... still. That day he took a shortcut home and saw her crying on the side of the empty road.

Maybe he couldn't help on his own... though, his new club, they might have a shot at it.

  Niko really and truly, deeply wished that she could turn invisible sometimes. Though it seemed the shooting stars outside her window were ignoring her request. All her requests. Particularly her request to be normal.

Just one day, where she didn't have to feel hands tugging on her, crawling on her skin, and weighing down on her. Was that too much to ask for? That's all Niko wanted. A day of peace.

... Especially now that a loud-mouthed boy was spying on her from across the school, nearly every day for a week straight. She, unfortunately, had a pretty good idea of why. She'd seen their posters, hung up on the exterior of a club room she'd thought was unoccupied. Her heart had nearly plummeted to the depths seeing the description.

She'd tried steering clear of them after that. She couldn't risk anyone knowing her predicament and ruining all her hard work. As long as she lay low for a while, it would be fine, right?

Apparently not. He was following her home this time.

She knew she was screwed as soon as that green haired boy had found her like that. Still, what right did it give these guys to become amateur stalkers?!

“ Please leave me alone! I'm not causing any trouble! ”  ࿓  “ Hah? What are you talking about? ”  ࿓  “ Your club... listen, just please don't tell anyone! ”  ࿓  “ What?! Just listen, okay?! ”  ࿓  “ ....... ”  ࿓  “ You can feel them, can't you? ”  ࿓  “ What's your point?.. ”

“ So! How do you like the idea of joining the Phantom Busters! ” . . . “ Uh ... not at all? ”

𝗡𝗘𝗪 LEVEL UNLOCKED: ᐧ.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅˙ॱ ᐧ.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣

( ᜊт . - )ᜊ  “ WE CAN WRITE THE CHAPTERS OF EXISTENCE ”

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝟭 𝗙𝗢𝗥 ꩜ SHISHIKUNO ꕀ NIKO ꒱ Shishikuno. He was certainly a lot to handle at first, with his brashness and all of his other unique traits. Out of everyone, though, Niko's glad it was him who convinced her. It's nice to have someone who understands what it's like to touch ghosts all the time. Plus, she brings him snacks on occasion from her Aunt's bar, so his favor was won over quickly.

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 ꩜ KOREKISHI ꕀ NIKO ꒱ Korekishi and Niko are definitely the most level-headed of the bunch, even if she still ends up being irresponsible. At the very least, Niko calls him Korekishi and not Koreshiki. And she takes his studying advice... even if she doesn't use it. He has an easier time understanding her, though, since her abilities aren't very useful. She tries not to show bias, but he was definitely her favorite when she first joined.

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝟯 𝗙𝗢𝗥 ꩜ KANZAKI ꕀ NIKO ꒱ Kanzaki and Niko didn't really talk at first, Niko being unused to socializing and Kanzaki being the same way. Though they both pretty quickly learned that when it came down to interests, they had more in common. Just don't ask them about it; you might rope yourself into listening to a multi-hour impassioned rant about their passions. Being a nerd crosses all barriers, somehow.

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝟰 𝗙𝗢𝗥 ꩜ TAMON ꕀ NIKO ꒱ Tamon gets on well with her, even though it took him a while to look her in the eyes. Niko finds talking to him easy; still, sometimes she hopes that his... zeal for girls and women would tone down. Otherwise, they can always count on each other to lend a listening ear. He enjoys introducing her to music too, since she'd only really listened to game ost's prior and was interested in expanding her taste.

   𝗻𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗼

σ( 、。)ྀིഒ fold all her gum wrappers into paper hearts 𖦹 love magikarp to death and own all its merch 𖦹 write reminders for absolutely everything 𖦹 take melatonin despite already sleeping a lot 𖦹 have stickers on everything she owns 𖦹 listen to phone-in shows when she's bored 𖦹 try and beat the highscore on every arcade machine 𖦹 run a million fan blogs 𖦹 keep candy in her pockets 𖦹 code games as a hobby 𖦹 and apparently make friends with every stray cat she sees

ib & cedits :: the amazing @/ohsxxnta for the corkboard

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A natural brunette writer with hair that reflects black in some far distance, she reminds herself that's she's like lucy van pelt. But, where's her schroeder? Oh he's right there. She's quite a comedian with gratuitous love of some puppets or muppets. A cinephile and improviser in many ways, all throughout the days she wears glasses like she's reading some comic books. You're a good woman, dany.

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THE OVERDSEER TALK SHOW

AN INTERVIEW WITH MAHI... ALSO KNOWN AS @yuzuj3lly

A long time ago, this little talk show bit was just me talking by myself but I ranted so hard, and shockingly I actually did some hard-earned journalism than some old gossip. So, the interview thing basically won cause I had enough of waiting so anonymous voters, you won... And wait a minute who's on the line?

CALLING MAHI... ❝ DANYY you mentioned before that you wanted to interview people PLEASE INTERVIEW ME. i promise im interesting 🥺🥺 ❞ and they were interesting. Introducing our guest for tonight... Mahi!! Also known as user @yuzuj3lly.

back to the tea page tho; you claim that you do not allow bigotry and kluklutzklan members on your asks but you literally called someone the “princess of a ice detention centre” …you are no better than the people in your ask box. you enable these people to have a place to openly be toxic which causes a further divide in the community.

you also allow anti black rhetoric by your anons which is so stupid as black people already have a lot to deal with in life and other communities online. i seen you call another black user sister on here but you’re not anyone’s “sister” you’re like uncle ruckus, a stain on the black community just so you can seek just the smallest amount of validation which you’re never gonna get. bc guess what? them niggas are never gonna chose you, they only like you because you allow them to say whatever they want. && just like ruckus’ bitch ass you are also a damn joke and would most likely never be taken seriously by anyone. and if you aren’t black, stop calling black people on here sister, we are not your sister.

i also wanna call out some weirdo in your likes under the ice detention comment you made. @sweetshifter // elara you are a bitch too. you are literally transphobic yet call yourself sweet? you are anything but sweet if you cannot be kind to people who have don’t nothing to you. prime example is your ethel cain post where you misgender her and disrespect her by calling her a man && not oppressed — as if trans people are not targeted for assault and have laws in the united states being pushed against them. now before you jump me for defending ethel cain, i do not support anything she’s done, i think it’s disgusting to support incest & be racist (that’s why i’m making this post is because of the racism i am noticing in shiftblr). you should be able to critique someone with invalidating their gender identity. it is not that hard to do.

elara, you were banned on two different accounts before, i’m guessing it’s because of the harmful rhetoric you repost and spew on your account. that should be a hint that what you are doing is wrong and stupid. if you care about women (since you are a feminist) then you should care about ALL women, as trans women are still women.

it promotes hate for other shifters, more popular blogs, but mostly for @withluvvenus , @99oscarss , @laylasverse and @noahblr . those poor souls didn't do anything wrong. they just simply post consistently and make their blogs aesthetic what gives them recognition and engagement.

what i also noticed, alongside with @miiholic , that it started exploding more after venus and élise posted about their discord server situation with other blogs here. i personally am not involved in this, haven't been a part of the server, all i know is from now public information. and ironically, only posts praising other shifters are about people from the other side of that drama. i won't say anything out loud but the conclusion is obvious, you can deduct it yourself.

also the shiftblrteas claims she's not holding anyone 'in check' in one of her recent posts. funny, i thought your intro said differently? that people need a space to vent frustrations over huge creators? that you need to hold us in check? make up your mind, you're a fucking hypocrite.

repeating myself: huge creator's so called entitlement is simply made up by bitter people and their view on us. we are not putting ourselves ahead of anyone, it's them doing that. i'm genuinely asking, when have i ever made myself look superior because of my following amount? because from what i'm seeing, i always reply to asks if i have ones, i always reply to every comment, every dm asking for advice or just simply trying to interact with me. in my shifting methods related content i always try to make the point that i'm the same as everyone else on shiftblr. that i'm not better than them because i'm more experienced. i openly voice that i have doubts while manifesting. does that scream entitlement?

the fake shifting thing, don't get me started. not gonna repeat what i said in my last post on the subject but i manifested more things that i can count (loa/manifesting = shifting to a parallel reality with manifested change), including weight loss, text from someone that i had no contact with and getting into my dream uni (i gave you literal proof for that). sorry, that i don't post proof every single time. i simply can divide my personal life and my blog AND i value my privacy that i'm fearing if i started posting other stuff would be endangered.

@shiftblrteas your blog is a place for hatered. i went on other confessions blog and i didn't see them posting this type of shit. you also agree with monsterous opinions such as: reducing noah to a 'fruity twink' that was used in context of hate speech, posting ask about questioning his 'real' gender, which newsflash, he don't owe an explanation for; you agree that you don't care if someone shifts for an incest (which is self explanatory why it's wrong); self diagnosed @99oscarss with victim complex. this is simply cyberbullying you promote and do. and as i also mentioned, nhi (national health institute) states in their research that suicide rates are from 2 to 4 times higher out of cause of cyberbullying thank from other causes. you're adding to the problem.

you avoid taking accountability and reply to asks that don't put you in position where you need to explain yourself. i myself sent two asks asking when will you take that accountability, as well as layla did something similar, but you decided to ignore that giving shit arguments why you did that.

we're not fighting with you because it makes us look bad, we're fighting with you because you are evil being and give platform for such beings. my first post regarding you had 50 likes last time i checked and it's more than all of your posts combined. stop embarrassing yourself. also comparing leftist women and men fighting with conservatives takes you have is the same as right winged men but shifting? be so fucking frrr.

the thing that screams to me when i look at the new blog, as well as it did on the previous one, is jelousy towards more popular blogs out there. i'm not a cunt and won't hide behind anon, also i don't have a problem with writing this on my main and maybe suffer consequences.

it screams bitterness for not achieving anything positive on your account. also, is seeking popularity on shiftblr something wrong? NO. i don't see y'all hating on people with influencer realities, so what's your problem when some of us live that life in this one? i'm not calling anyone, especially myself, an influencer, but you get the idea: some of blogs have more followers and engagement than others and it's okay! and guess what? it's simply nice and enjoyable when people like interact positively with you, but what would you know about that...

and the moodboard part? are you fucking serious? you're not superior over people because you don't post reality content. you're not some kind of lawmaker, saying what we can't and cannot post. making moodboards ISN'T treating shifting as fandom. it's simply having fun and sharing your experiences in other realities. some people use this as a scripting method, some just want to have this type of content. like, what's wrong with that? shiftblr isn't lacking advice, we already have most of the information we need there. simultaneously, i'm not saying that posting advice/information is stupid, i do this myself and i would be very hypocritical if i suddenly started condemning it, but guess what? everyone can post whatever they want and it doesn't make them fake shifters!!!!

don't get me started on the superiority part... JUST. BECAUSE. WE. WANT. TO. SHARE. OUR. EXPERCENCE. OR. OBSERVATION. DOESN'T. MEAN. WE. CONSIDER. OURSELVES. SUPERIOR. it's others that see bigger blogs that way. first you shit talk about people not posting shifting stuff and when people do, you hate them for it? you bully them because of that? it's fucking insane and your actions on that account are pathetic. you shouldn't even consider giving that kind of people platform.

⭒ ׁ ᛝ‎ alys' nepo baby dr (aka 2nd fs dr x slam dunk)

ㅤㅤin the nba, one of the saddest years for them was 2007, sebastián giacobone announced his temporary retirement from league in order to return to his home country. two years later, 2009, it was leaked that he had gotten married in 2007 to the two times oscar winner actress, victoria carreño, who's two-years absence from cinema had made some eyebrows rise.

ㅤㅤlater, in 2013, both of them had returned to the us and resumed their normal activities, to the relief of the basketball and acting worlds. the return of sebastián brought nothing but happiness, crowning the spurs winners of the 13-14 season, but, what brought confusion to the fanbase was the child who was attaching to the mvp's leg; turns out vicky and sebas had become parents without letting anyone but their families and friends now. the next time the public that kid again, now in late 2022, she was making her debut as an international junior figure skater, with the iconic program, " pride and prejudice ", which got her the first junior world champion title in her career (she won three, consecutive...)

in this reality, people are still racist and racism will unfortunately probably still exist for a lot longer. people of color in this reality are still people of color. just because we can shift to different realities, doesn’t change the fact that in this reality, our race is still apart of our identity which can (and does) unfortunately shape many aspects of our lives.

this post isn’t meant to call anybody out in specific, but i literally have seen too many posts and anon asks about that, so i just want to state that i’m not comfortable with people who believe this specific ideology about race changing following or interacting with me.