Just a Fan of Dragons

Jeff this is not a bad joke

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

Just girls being girls

Why are the diet ones the only ones that bounce before exploding?

The video didn’t load at first so I thought you were talking about literal girls exploding and asking why the skinny ones bounced

If you say witty things about womanhood on the Tumblr, eventually you get terfs reblogging you because they are so fundamentally uncreative they regularly need to import content from outside

#kind of a milf reblog

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

reblog if you would slip a dagger betwixt his ribs whilst he sleeps

I miss Jason

I saw this and went “oh, so it works like the pH scale”… then realized that means that he’s calling Michael basic.

He’s also inadvertently practicing Virtue Ethics.  The theory of virtue ethics states that every virtue, like generosity, exists on a spectrum somewhere between two vices, like stinginess and being so generous you harm yourself. 

DAAaHRLINg,

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life