earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

does anyone know

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge