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how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me

Self care is submerging your entire body in mud and asserting yourself as lord of the forest

Males who don’t know how to cook or clean piss me off. Their parents piss me off. Their whole ancestry line pisses me off.

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

Is that tom from myspace?

this is precious

#MY DEAR MR. BENNET HAVE YOU HEARD NETHERFIELD IS LET AT LAST??

I am 100% behind an all cat production of Pride and Prejudice

@snapslikethis

I’m CACKLING

LMAO

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

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^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

thats cute and all but this isnt shade

the gag is Good & Co paid her to tweet this 

@astugfirullah it’s not a gag without receipts sweetie, so where are they 👀

okay but how much more obvious can her subtle advertising be……

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

how do I delete other people’s posts

tbh in any other movie franchise, the fact that hogwarts looks different in every harry potter movie would annoy me but like? hogwarts changes its aesthetic every year, wouldn’t surprise me if it turned into a massive tent one year because fuck you, students

Also including the fact that Hagrid’s house get’s farther away in each movie. Is it trying to escape or something?

Given all the shit Hagrid has seen over the years, can you blame him for slowly but steadily moving his house away from the LIGHTHOUSE OF CRAY that is Hogwarts?