And I'm

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

#they're like commedia dell'arte players. they play the same trope/type role every game but with different improvisations. (via @chicago-geniza)

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

You know why.

Cause racial health disparities…

I hope this gets published

It is available for download as a pdf from their website. www.blackandbrownskin.co.uk/mindthegap

Hey, if anyone’s curious, this IS making a serious impact — this handbook was taught as standard practice for my EMT license course, as well as several other programs. A lot of new providers are being taught this as a matter of course.

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

Peppa pig cuck chair

You just can’t make posts like this on other apps without getting questions.

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.