1 (one) decade of trash

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

pull up his shirt play with his

you get it sid

sid where did you get this

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

thinking about developing a social skill soon

how’s it going?

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

Aren't they already having lunch in that scene?

they didnt have lunch until i gave it to them i think

welcome to elmo’s world bitch

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

I wish ziprecruiter and indeed.com had cute marketable mascots so i could make paintings of them opening the hellraiser puzzlebox and getting their skin flayed onto a pillar