🤤BUUUUURP🥴

- being fed at certain times like every hour without having to think about when ur gonna eat next and one less thing to thing about

- having a feeder who know all your taste preferences, ur go to orders and flavour profile so you know if there’s a place that sells Mac and cheese as a side they’ll know to get that, and the fries and the soda cup must be a large

- not worrying if ur belly can hold it all or your comfort because ur bae will take out your belly when the waist band is too tough around your belly button. Unbuttoning your pants so you can eat that extra meal, and unzipping them so you can comfortably digest. Rubbing ur belly in circles and grabbing your rolls kneading it like dough so all your burps aren’t trapped and having max space for more food

- lotioning your belly with oils and butters so it’s xtra stretchy and the stretch marks are u comfortable or you feel like ur gonna pop

- getting you a scooter when ur shopping or having a day out after lunch so you can eat and stroll and just relax when ur gut gets too big and heavy

- kissing you after you let out intense belches being proud of you that you trust them enough to feed you take care of and cherish you for both of your enjoyment

This is so hot 🥵 be careful, if you keep this up, you're gonna get unrecognizably fat. Let’s do a little math:

190 calories per glazed Krispy Kreme donut

Total of 6 donuts smashed into 1

6 x 190 =1,140 calories

Which means an entire days calories consumed within 5 minutes.

Whoops I ate too much

*smacks gut and burps*🫃🏻😏

*patting your chubby cheek* "you are so well-fed"

"I think I've been overfeeding you a bit"

"You fattened up nicely for me"

"Good job, tubby"

"Sorry, no more stairs for you, tubby. You have to ask for permission now"

"I think you'd better stay home and have another dinner with me"

"Already outgrew these pants? I need to buy you some new clothes. What is it now, 3XL?"

"What is it, a diet Coke? No no, you're not allowed that. Get a full sugar version"

"I think we need to grow you a little bit more"