This Be Sasquatch Country

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

notice how everyones 30 now

I wish needing affection didn't feel so disgusting

why is this orc a twink

excuse you he is clearly a twunk

i’m taking the phrase “media literacy” away until yall stop using it as a gotcha to win every argument you’re having over every dumb tv show or book. you can’t just claim your opinion is correct because obviously you have “media literacy” and whoever is disagreeing with you doesn’t. that’s essentially just an ad hominem