everything is word play

speaking is a sort of playing where words are the toys

man i really hope my roommates haven’t figured out that if they hear my fan running, it probably means im jacking off 💀

pavloving yourself into an hvac fetish, call that air conditioning

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

A gaggle of zoomertwinks just ran by my window and I watched a few of them pause to peck at seeds and insects on the ground before continuing onward

ur such laughbait im smirking off

Dollar dumb but penny wise thats why they call me IT girl

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

my drafts are so pregnant with posts i refuse to deliver

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

make your own foot scrub

World Heritage Post

stay-at-home dom

animal farm elliott smith be like: pig nothing. idfk i’ve had a rough week guys

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

I think some slaps on the base shall strike to the heart of the matter and thus TODO shall be solved. It was stated that TODO cannot be solved with slaps, but we must think outside that box.