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this poor kicked dog still wants affection the old fashioned way

this 97 year old nyc diner still serves their coke the old fashioned way. this 20 year old franchise still abuses their cast the old fashioned way. youve reminded me of that and now variations are rattling around in my brain. this 20 year old writer still writes rpf the old fashion way.

but UGHHH this is perfect. like yeah most of the time its violent affection like even when its not 'hes being put in the torment nexus' its like, hes being shaken around by the hair while somebody coos at him mockingly. but its still affectionate? somewhat??

but like, sometimes he just...wants something more. n you cant just ask for that, n he doesnt know how else to get it. n of course he does it while theyre drunk or high or passed out for some other reason. its not even sex either not usually, and i think that makes ehren more weirdly guilty, like it would feel less intimate and less bad if it was just sex. like darf passing out n ehren maneuvering him n darf instinctively clutching on tight n suddenly ehren feels like the shittiest person in the world. like even tho dave wont even question himself waking up wrapped around ehren.

also touching on the bam thing (which i guess ehren is too. hahahah. ... ive been told i cant say that on live television) i thought about it a little too hard. bam seeking creature comforts n ehren giving them ???? like. bam feeling too embarrassed to tell anybody else but ehren is desperate enough that bam still feels In Control when he almost rips ehren's jacket holding onto him like a vice. ehren wont make fun of him for it or anythign which makes it perfect. n also the worst thing in the world. and then bam will shove him away and call him names but then two days later theyre tangled together. its not sex, again, but it would easier if it was.

GIGGLES TY

also oh absolutely mitch is clocking this shit immediately. with bam its a little bit more obvious too, bam is a weirdo and hes got this puppy dog trying to nip at ur heels demeanor and the way he clings to ryan and growls n snarls at ppl when they get close is like Super obvious. with dave its like dave confided in him first, showed him a wound bc he knew mitch would understand.

mitch isnt super stalkery but he can clock obsession bc He relates, not bc hes obsessed with his band like bam is with ryan but bc hes so attached to his drummer that its kind of? worrying? i might expand more on the band situation if anybody wants some mitch and his girlies (negative connotation) content. gotta do it eventually anyway.

so mitch is pretty good at reading people, surprisingly, so he clocked this shit the moment he met these guys. and like not only because theyre hurting each other and themselves for fun (its either sadomasochistic or suicidal, or both!) but like. he sees each of them and thinks, ohh, you guys are Weird like That. ok.

and like, sure, it isnt healthy, but he cuts his arms open on stage almost every night so like, what does he know about healthy? however, he IS going to start hurting others instead of himself if bam doesnt just get with the program. everybody knows you want to fuck ryan, dude. just do it and get it over with you little creep.

Anon your brain is so big for this

It would end with both of them covered in blood (mostly Mitch’s) btw. Mitch thinks Darf is funny asf until he has to deal with him then he’s ready to try and beat the shit out of him