cool beans

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

I think it’s really weird there are ppl who buy a new phone every year. I will use a phone until it’s unusable. Even if it wasn’t wasteful and ppl weren’t dying to mine those minerals and metals I still wouldn’t get a new one every year bc I’m frankly lazy. Why are you doing the whole “set up a new phone” bullshit every year. Hello.

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

I love being a boring ass bitch…I don’t do shit and I love it

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

it's awesome when your friends have pets bc you get, like. a Miniature Bonus Friend. it's like getting fries with your sandwich

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce