The Fluent Student

never underestimate my ability to stay tf home

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

Walk Like No One Is Driving

bjork girlfriend era?!?

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that