Play the rain

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

Theirs a horse in the pingles

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I am an unabashed fan of swords, but it is genuinely tragic how slept on warhammers are as symbolic weapons

whenever I see jokes about anarchy chess or chess with nine boards or whatever I think about the manuscript about board games from like the 1300s commissioned by spanish royalty (libro de los juegos) which contains a bunch of chess variations including one with four players where the moves are decided by dice roll and another with extra pieces like "the unicorn." so the conclusion is that chess players have literally always been like this

World Heritage Ask

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else