Oups

"i think his head just did that" = psychiatry

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

60% of ur adult life is just groceries and interior design

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Drop the name of the drug

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

Talking about ryan gosling today: unfortunately he is conventionally handsome (yawn), which i do hold against him. but luckily- he is also able to be funny in moveys and is sometimes an embarrassing hipster, so