Grungling it

i wanna suck u like a danimal

not dignifying that other ask with a response.

Sorry—Centralia, Pennsylvania? Centralia, Pennsylvania, which was abandoned because a fire that started in a garbage dump lit a coal seam beneath the town, causing a subterranean fire that has been burning for decades, undermining the land, causing deadly sinkholes, building collapses, and eruptions of toxic gas? That Centralia, Pennsylvania?

baby, my passion for you smoulders undying like the coal seam under the penis trail in Centralia, Pennsylvania

dude i think i might be The Other

literally my dad

i’m really sorry to have to tell you this ma’am but your deergirl has chronic wasting disease and your puppygirl has parvo and your catgirl has FIV and your bunnygirl has RHDV. just out of curiosity is there a reason you chose not to vaccinate them

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

The greatest trick the Joker ever pulled was convincing the world he couldn't beatbox