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my actual, legal name is Thermonuclear Skullfuck. 23. you. are not the guy. youre not capable of being the guy

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i found the full tf2 mercs tick tock video

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i still can’t believe “our age of bronze is collapsing” is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.

my pet mold spore

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And brother?

I hurt people

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

But... my mold. #mymold

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i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

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Very important kitty noises

I think your cat is probably a dove

The cat is ringing, pick up!

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"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

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guide to naming yourself after homestuck characters:

dave, john, rose: normal

jade, june: 🫵glasses girl

vriska: evil woman. but that's a good thing

terezi, karkat, etc.: slightly weird

roxy, jake: oh this webcomic hit you like a fucking truck. oh you got it even worse than a regular homestuck

jeff: 😧

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

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taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

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it's supposed to rain in a couple days

oh great. like everywhere or

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks

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why would i do that lmao

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I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch

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was this for a movie or smth? looks crazy

it is AI. and obviously fake. why would someone build two near-identical towers. with the one detail differing between them is one is being blown up? it does not make a lickof sense

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

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