hey g woujyumakmeasanwich

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

@entities-of-posts the slaughter

Seconded

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

@entities-of-posts

The Buried

ouhhh so "banana" bread is normal but when i 🚬 put a lump of live writhing bugs and beetles that will never rest and never die but simply exist in this forever Some weird in between of earth and sky and life and death and intelligence and stupidity . yeah when i take my always on hand mound of bugs in a bowl with flour and water and baking soda and salt and sugar. you guys call it weird and fucked up

@entities-of-posts corruption?

Seconded

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

@entities-of-posts Corruption

Seconded

i am at this Party and the blinds are shut and there's nothing Inside this cup i Picked up off a table but everyone Else had one so i figured i might as well. no one is having fun i dont think standing around in this Room not talking and holding random cups but i hope next time i ask a question someone says something even if its Maybe

@entities-of-posts The Lonely perhaps?

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dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

Does anybody know how to fix it

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

Everything is gonna be so simple for now on