hey g woujyumakmeasanwich

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

why do people on youtube compliment songs like "omg this snatched my waist this beat is so skinyyyyyyy my waist after listening to this ) . ( " whatever man. i ate this song as a 12 course meal and it made me fat as fucccck. screw you forever.

I think the only people who can save the multiverse in doomsday are "Peter" Maximoff, Peter Quill, Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker, and Peter from the Deadpool movies. THIS is the superhero team we need most....

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

Dear Xi Jinping: in order to grow Chinese soft power and capitalize on the Chinese cultural moment, the party must make a Hamilton-style musical about Zhou Enlai that focuses on framing his relationship with Mao Zedong as Yaoi