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*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning

might be controversial but i always prefer to hear a baby’s giggle than the sirens of war

I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

The thing about the doctor who lore is that

aggression toward children existing is so weird!!! talking about how much you hate kids when you see them in public is weird!! grimacing at them is weird!!! do not normalize this!!! kids are allowed to be in public and they are even allowed to be annoying!!! they are children!!!!

it’s just like. not cute or quippy or funny to rant about how you hate children. it actually makes you a crotchety old man yelling at kids to get off your lawn. it makes you mean. sorry.

a lot of people have been like “yeah but it’s the parents responsibility to keep the kids in check” yeah and?? sometimes kids don’t listen to their parents! parents are not all powerful beings who can regulate their six year old’s emotions at all times! and even if the parents don’t care that their kid is misbehaving it is actually still bad to be mean to children! ​you don’t get the right to categorically hate a group of human beings because their existence inconveniences you

any recommendations on how to more directly interface with my fear of death while eating a cheese burger?

Sometimes I lay awake at night contemplating the important questions. Questions like: “If the Great Crusade were to be recast as one of those ‘cute girls doing nothing’ anime shows, what would each Primarch’s adorable moé quirk be?”

Concept: updated Adeptus Mechanicus where instead of being based on 1980s computer nerd stereotypes meets the Catholic Church, they’re inspired by 2020s AAA game dev corporate culture meets Scientology.