hey g woujyumakmeasanwich

love that picture of shelley duvall where she looks like a jojo character

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

I'm starting to understand richii mahjong so basically I'm fucked forever

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

one of the medical reports for my broken leg called me attractive and pleasant, and I haven't let myself read another medical report since because I want to maintain a Schrödinger's cat type situation where the reports might say 'still attractive, would fuck' or they might say 'ugly now, aged poorly' and I'll never know because I refuse to let the wave function collapse into a single reality

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

The cat has possessed this man and is speaking thru him

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire