hey g woujyumakmeasanwich

i still can’t believe “our age of bronze is collapsing” is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

But... my mold. #mymold

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

Very important kitty noises

I think your cat is probably a dove

The cat is ringing, pick up!

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free