Kiet The Great Dead Hog

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

*not quite getting it* fulltime job from a girl with huge boobs

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining