ol’ “don't call me queer” ady

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk