Do people actually read these things anymore

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

howmst the fuck did you do this so fast

According to time stamp, the artist posted their art 8 minutes after op posted.

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@derinthescarletpescatarian looks, it’s Kayden spell with a knife

😌

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

Why bird do this?

Woodcocks and a few other species have mastered this bounce-step in order to trick worms and other Arthropoda into thinking rain has come by sending rhythmic vibrations through the soil as they walk. Many bugs surface during heavy rainfall to avoid drowning, hence why the sidewalks are always littered with earthworms during and after a storm.

If you walk with rhythm you will attract the worm.

No fucking way

I want toby fox's secret to making characters that turn people insane

get mentored by Andrew hussie

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired

Robber, standing in the middle of the room: Now, if I were an anxious, possibly undiagnosed ADHD, bisexual disaster with a really bad memory, where would I put the documents?

A thief trying to find any important document in a disaster bisexual’s house is the equivalent of stopping a vampire by spilling grains of rice in front of them because of their obsessive need to count things: you’ll find that thief in the middle of an overturned room muttering things like “but I found one page of that statement in this drawer, where’s the rest? Oh, wait, I think I saw one in that box with the broken game controllers…”

How fuckin dare y’all write this post about me.

this seems like a good thing to bring around as people holiday shop

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

When your legs don’t work like they used to before

This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this

God this always makes me tear up ahaha…

This is SO BRILLIANT. I wish I were this calm and collected.