we can make it if we try

i’m so bored can someone please throw a stimulating toy into my enclosure

preferably one that makes use of my natural instincts. thank you

nevermind still bored *breaks through the glass*

rock paper scissors but with women, me, and fish

does anyone have a hat, an embroidery machine, and too much time on your hands

Lestat

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines