A Monument to an Unbelieving Soul

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

RIP Charlie Kirk

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

It should be normal at this point to say the united states is the greatest perpetuator of terrorism in this century

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

one almost hopes that after europe allowed itself to become an airstrip for the upcoming bombing of iran, trump will double down on seizing greenland, by force if necessary—especially now that tariffs are no recourse as a coercion mechanism

none of this will be possible without europe agreeing to "do great things on iran," per macron, providing airspace and logistical support. the expectation reigns: violence only flows in other directions, and everything can be managed, if only a few more years pass

The United States government is the world’s greatest threat to peace and stability.