This is the Disorientation Centre!

In my attempt to curate my ideal Doctor Who Tumblr Experience, I have accidentally also selected for Lesbianism. My dash is always full of people thirsting over literally any DW character except the Doctor lol. I am happy to witness the Hot Fictional Woman discourse, but I am amused by this unintentional evolution of my Tumblr. I feel like I'm watching you all like bugs while you watch all the hot women like bugs.

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

Whole house undiagnosed

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all