mostly reblogs.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

(jovial grinning face suddenly becomes grave and dour) (stands up and my guards seize you, the feasting hall suddenly goes quiet and even the fire's warmth seems to desert you) listen here, whelp (clenches my gauntlet) you think to autoplay your recipe demonstration video? And INTERRUPT the music I have playing? Over MY Bluetooth speaker? (Growls in frustration, my guards kick out your knees from behind) Do not think to interrupt my atmospheric 2 hour long finnish dronemetal playback again... Now I'll have to start over, and I was already 13 minutes in... In fact... (Draws my dagger with immaculate bronze detailing on the hilt) I was almost halfway to the lyrics coming in....

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

I'd almost reverse that. It makes men think they don't have to be good at anything or try at anything and women should love them anyway.

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

no I lovie