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Paul is so kitschy romance brained of course he thinks the most sterile wedding since the Bezos wedding is lovely and played I Want to Hold Your Hand. The tragedy of John Lennon's early demise is that if he were alive today I'm sure he would be on some wild wedding-ruining bullshit like walking onto the stage naked and covered in blood while Paul was performing to protest genocide in Sudan

Wyd when Elvis Costello And The Attractions pull up?

should’ve never smoked that shit now i’m at the woolton village fête

a bewildered laugh leaves my lips accompanied by a disbelieving headshake as i remember yoko ono saying that paul would be a great threat to her and john if he was a woman. the laugh becomes hysterical as i remember paul mccartney saying that if he was a woman he could say something about john leaving him for yoko. hysteria leaves me as the laugh breaks into an uglier, smaller sound as i remember john lennon saying that if they could have a homosexual relationship, it could have satisfied it and that he can fuck his best friend now