I'm that bitch

gay sex is back baby (girl who is watching a wrestling match)

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

Nothing beats the experience of seeing some true tumblr discourse float by and reading like two paragraphs into a post and suddenly realizing “oh wait. I don’t care” and scrolling right past

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on