you sir are a fish

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this