A Gay Disaster

we need playing pretend now more than ever

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

Personally I don't think children should be sold out of vending machines at all

Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

idk about you all but the horrors at the lowest depths of the ocean are completely within my comprehension. it's just some weird fish with sharp teeth or like, a big squid or whatever. maybe some huge sea bug. why is this so existentially terrifying to you all

They dont have to pay taxes, survive under pressures unimaginable and some people mistake their awe for terror

Also if I DO go where they live, and I want to get away, I can just go back to land. They're not following me home, they're pretty stuck in the water. A lion might follow me home. I think I'd be MUCH more scared of a lion.

ive got some grief stuck in my ribs yes

hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

hey check this out- *beams a live feed of a yet undiscovered species of deep sea creature directly into your mind*

I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

Hi I like your posts... I don't know what else to say... Feel free to kill me with guns and knives

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

being crazy over fictional characters is so funny cuz you'll be fine all day and then you start Thinking and then you can feel yourself transform in real time