Mythus★Enigma

A STRUGGLE JUST TO BREATHE WHEN THAT FEELIN REAPPROACHES

YOU AIN’T NOTHIN BUT NO ROACHES

I KNOW YOU BITCHES KNOW THIS

I GOT YOU BY THE THROAT SIS

LUXURIOUS LIKE I’M AN S-CLASS

THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME

SHOWED A PICTURE OF A BABY CRYING

INSIDE OUT

SHE’S LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA

SHE’LL PUSH AND PULL YOU DOWN

I HAVE BEEN WAITING

I WAS BORN WAITING

I WAS BORN WAITING FOR THAT SOMETHING

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

…relic…

Made pride wallpapers!

With pride month coming up soon, i felt that this was necessary, especially with the way the world is right now.

Anyways, feel free to use as you like. I will in fact be making more but it might have to wait till tomorrow or friday.

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

“Psychotic/Schizophrenic” when you mean: unpredictable, unrestrained, unreal, etc.

“Bipolar” when you mean: polarized, scattered, fickle, unstable, etc.

“Delusional” when you mean: unrealistic, unreasonable, close-minded, stubborn, etc.

“[insert “R” slur in relation to intellectual disabilities]” when you mean: unreasonable, ridiculous, scatterbrained, immature, etc.

“OCD” when you mean: particular, neat, overbearing, etc.

“Narcissistic” when you mean selfish, abusive, manipulative, etc.

1. Why is Javert, unironically, my favourite character. Like why is it always the morally questionable characters.

The "favorite-character-will-die-at-some-point" curse is still on for me so yk.

List of fav characters that died and how many times :

Javert (1)

Dottore (at least 3, way more if we count all his deleted segments)

Capitano (1)

Zandar (2, one by Polka, the other being Lygus in Ampho)

Anaxagoras (at least 33 550 336, one for each cycle in the eternal reccurence)

Sir Guy of Gisbourne (the one played by Basil Rathbone) (1)

Hatfield (in some monochrome American Western i watched in my movie club) (1)

Caine (1)

Korekiyo Shinguji (2, being boiled alive and exorcised)

Celestia Ludenberg (1)

Gundham Tanaka (1)