Eldritch pan

A/N: Thank you, everyone who shares their art, writing, headcanons and opinions about our crusty peepaw. This is my first ever fic and it wouldn’t have happened without you. Whether you want to bone the old man or hate on him some more (or both!), I hope you enjoy.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Victor Gideon/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Victor Gideon, Simone Melnikov (OC), Liam Carroll (OC), Katherine Melnikov (OC) Additional Tags: Power Imbalance, Fake Science, Emotional Manipulation, Unethical Experimentation, Unethical Medicine, Canon-Typical Violence, Pre-Canon Summary:

Victor Gideon doesn’t try to not be intimidating. No one is ever fooled about the power imbalance his company imposes.

He plainly wants her to disregard a part of her humanity that feels held hostage in his orbit. While she’s down below in the food chain, he’s the only one who gets to have feelings about it. He’s the one who deserves to use and enjoy the power.

What’s expected of her is total compliance, self-sacrifice with no questions asked. Her authentic existential experience is simply of no consequence. It’s only there to either annoy or amuse him.

"So many glorious specimens were slain that day. Yawn was my favorite." He sits with Nidhogg and she is resting on and around him as he reads in his facility office.

"Humans have so little appreciation for snakes, what abysmally pathetic creatures." Victor relaxes into the couch more and Nidhogg slithers up to his chest.

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

What's worse than one mad scientist? Why, two of them! 🤪

These two would make sparks together I just know it, aside from the many similarities their franchises share (no, seriously, it's like Fromsoftware and Capcom have been on a love correspondence for 3 decades!) I bet they could learn a lot from each other's work and they could torture Edgar and Zeno at the same time, which is a bonus per se 🤣

Expect more of them, I'm having too much fun to stop now 🔥

PS. If it wasn't particularly clear, they're in front of the Brain of Mensis over the bridge in the Nightmare Cathedral, hence the frenzy build-up.