still on tumblr

i am normal and can be trusted with The Historical Figure

STOP TAGGINF THIS WITH LIN MANUEL MIRANDA

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

sorry i can't make it. i have to watch my show that aired twenty years ago

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

food recall for all food in america just dropped

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

He is absolutely copying you, and cuddling, and doing the slow close of eyes that is a cat kiss! #this is one very happy cat #i hope the two of you have many years of harmony and happiness

Perfect harmony

i wear my heart on my blog

I’m your funniest mutual’s pity mutual

I’m kinda feeling a bit of everything these days and also nothing