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POV: You are a clump of hair on the back of Gaius Julius Caesar's head, on the Ides of March in the year of the first consulship of Mark Antony and the fifth consulship of Julius Ceasar (15th March 44 BCE)

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tumblr when Ides of March:

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You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

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blondebrainpowered

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

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fabulous-feanorians

[screenshot] it was too perfect

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

nem0c-deactivated20260716

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

rickfuckingdalton

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

bonesawcagematch

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

breadgunner-deactivated20200418

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

shoudesuka-mechadork

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

anybodyandsomebody

The most ambitious crossover

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

pixie-writes-prose

@britonell your tags I’m dying xD

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

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spidersinmysoup

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

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