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u ever get bored of being fine and fresh and funny as hell

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

the geriatric eunuch may be on the way out but he’s having a good summer

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

Let's all be annoying as fuck today

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

Lets commit gringocide.

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle