Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

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Every year is the year of the cute sadist. (All sadists are cute)
marcimede. halcille.
laios would definitely want to eat a tyranids
he wants to be a kroot so fucking bad
"Learn from comrade Chen Jingrun and strive to make the Four Modernizations come true as early as possible" (学习陈景润同志刻苦钻研为早日实现四个现代化而奋斗)
Sketch for a poster honouring the chinese mathematician Chen Jingrun (1933-1996), 1980s.

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getting a reblogjob from a girl with a problematic smaller follower number...,.
GIRL YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO BEFORE -- "Ugh. I hate myself for this. I hate how hard it is and I hate how out of control I am and I hate how I feel like I'm just talking about myself. I've just been going through it and everything sucks."
FLAWED SENSORIUM -- There's water dripping somewhere in your house. Or is that a clock ticking? Dice clatter to the left of your head inside of the wall. Footsteps lurk behind you. Your back burns against the couch. Hotter and hotter. Remember to pay attention to your surroundings.
LOGIC [Easy: Success] -- Your back is facing a wall, behind the wall is outside the house. You know the location of every human being in this house. It's impossible for anyone to be behind you.
GIRL YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO BEFORE -- "I guess, I want to say that I'm happy to have someone to talk to about this kind of thing. All of my friends are part of this. This nightmare. I feel like I've been trapped in my head. Thanks. Thank you so much."
MARQUESS DE SADE -- She's caught up in the flow of talking to you and likely won't stop for another ten to fifteen minutes. If you tell her you don't really care right now or lie and say that you're sending all of this to her friend, you'd get to see a unique moment of vulnerability play out on your screen. Time it just right and you might be able to get her to send you pictures of her tears. Tear her open.
ETHICS ENGINE [Easy: Failure] -- There's probably a reason why you shouldn't do that, but you can't think of it.
VITREOUS TEMPERAMENT [Challenging: Success] -- You've not seen enough of her. There's more of her to see. If you do something like that, you'll not get to see as much of her. Not in as much detail, as least. You can betray her later, there's more to see now.
CLOCKWORK SOUL -- Sufficient time (5.6 seconds) has passed. She needs to see a typing indicator to believe you're still present, and you need to craft a response.
1. "I'm just happy to help."
2. "Ah, ha ha. That's funny. You know I'm gonna send all this to Ellie, right?"
3. "What should I call you, by the way? You never gave me a name."
4. [Vitreous Temperament - Medium 10] Press her further. Ask more questions. She has more to give.
YOU -- "I'm just happy to help."
Her typing indicator disappears. Several seconds pass.
FLAWED SENSORIUM -- A ringing in the distance pierces through the fog of quiet, it's time to move the food out of the oven. Your mother calls out your name and you realize you never did put your laundry away. Upstairs through floorboards that hum with rats and water, the distinctive notes of your phone's alarm can be heard. Dun dun, dun dun.
TACTILE FIXATION -- You're holding your phone in your left hand. The plastic case molds around your fingers and you've begun to chip away at the rubber with your mess of a thumbnail. You crave to feel it all shatter in your teeth but fingers suffice.
LOGIC [Medium: Success] -- Your phone can't possibly be upstairs, as you're holding it.
GIRL YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO BEFORE -- "Yeah. Ok. Um. Sorry to. Leave suddenly. I should probably go. I should have left ten minutes ago. Nice talking to you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Bye!"
SOCIETAL INDUCTION -- [Medium: Success] She expected more. There was a spark holding her like a duck in a bottle. Pressure vacuum sucks inward. How do you get it out? But it disappeared. She realized she could simply imagine something different. She remembered she didn't really know you. You're not really friends. And she felt awkward when she realized it so she stepped away. Left.
VITREOUS TEMPERAMENT -- There was more you could have taken from her. This didn't need to be the ending.
PATTERN MATCHING -- she probably hates you now and you'll never ever talk to her again and she'll tell all her friends how weird and off-putting you are and she'll never ever ever ever talk to you again
DAMAGED MORALE -1
TACTILE FIXATION -- Sweat accumulates in the gaps between your fingers. Rub them back and forth and feel rubbery skin fold and flap against itself. You can almost hear the sound it makes through your bones.
THE MASK SPEAKS -- Are you what you claim to be? Can you possibly be said to be real? Everything you are is a trick of the light. Come close I have things to convince you.
[] -- it's too loud in here
YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS BEEN LAYING ON YOU THE ENTIRE TIME -- "Are you doing okay? You stopped petting me."
me, getting up from the ground, shaking like I'm on my last bits of strength: see, it's unfair, isn't it? because you know you're stronger than me. you know you should consider every knockout a victory, but you can't. you can't, because as long as I can still get up, as long as I can still breathe, you haven't really won.
girl who's 3-0 on me on friendly billiards:

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baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
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it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music
Audio pls

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is that a red flag?