waga baba bobo

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

new bit is saying "actually, science has yet to prove this" to any mundane statement with no provocation. the ladies will love it

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.