waga baba bobo

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it