i will fucking increase the fucking thing

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.

@iboughturanus

friendship between lgbt people is so confusing always bc it’s like am i love with you or is it that a lifetime of isolation has driven us to form deeper bonds than our cishet compatriots along with the knowledge that we’re more inclined to cast aside social ettiquite and emotional walls found in cishet friendships because we are so starved for closeness with people who understand and share our identities? wild

you know you can say how its hard to tell the difference between love and friendship with out calling heterosexuals emotionally closed off.

idk how to tell you this but they are

apparently “knight of the thimble” was Victorian slang for a tailor

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

While I always knew the Old Ones would return, I didn’t expect it to be like this.

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde