they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light