be the peach pit in world full of egg yolks

Kirby cake pops 

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

🧐 = philosophical musing

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

yurkey family

Now I understand why the shop staff gave her a food cover

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

Scooby-Doo (2002) had an incredible animated intro that was cut from the final film due to length constraints, and it’s still wild that something that good didn’t make the theatrical release

This is like seeing a celebrity in the wild, but better.

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

Kitty masterpost

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!