yippee im gay motherfucker

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

My five year plan is to just see what happens

you call them flop posts but I call them reaching my target demographic: whichever mutuals are active rn

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

do other aro +/ ace people ever get like stupidly pissed off that we're treated as interchangeable communities. (NOT by each other, asexuals you have never wronged me ever 🫶) like . i can admit that there's a lot of overlap but it does also end up feeling a bit like being invited to a women* in stem/leadership group by a guy who is trying to "make everyone feel welcome" and sheepishly reminding them you're nonbinary just for them to point at the asterisk. like nooooo our group is for everyone :0 as long as you're basically a woman. ah wait. i mean. not a man. please aroace community! we don't hate you anymore. our asexuality* rep is for all of you, including the aros! for everyone who refuses to just do relationships normal :) wait i mean. uh

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

the number of people who will tell you that HRT (T or E, i have seen people say it for both) will make you straight is fucking insane btw

i had so many people tell me that T was gonna make me stop liking men because T is the hormone that makes you a heterosexual man and well that didn't happen lol. still gay as hell.

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