yippee im gay motherfucker

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

fuck you thats not her name

oh its a hentai nevermind

have yall heard about the 17lb cannibal cat named Baby Jesus

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

I love the integrity of paying her more he did not expect the motherlode but he was NOT about to lose it

yall NEED to know the currency conversion means he's handing her 69 cents (USD) at a time

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

He’s so shy he died

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.