In the Hall of the Palmtop Tiger

So much perfection I can’t

Like whaaaaaaa?

Holy mother of marching band

Animals not giving a heck.

im at the pizza hut. im at the taco bell. im at the long john silvers. im at the dunkin donuts. im at the baskin robins. im at the combination pizza hut, taco bell, long john silvers, dunkin donuts and baskin robins

Yeah I’ll have a personal pepperoni, a five layer burrito, two fish filets, some donut holes, and a peanut butter cone to go.

what has science done

You realize there’s going to be a free trial period right? You literally have a whole month to do that transferring, so why complain? Plus it’s an extended service expected to last other generations. $5 a YEAR isn’t asking much.

I guess walmart really does sell everything

I believe that Bryon Cranston carries around a pizza to throw at people who annoy him. I refuse to believe otherwise. 

You know you’ve made an enemy when a Pizza shows up on the roof of your house.

I DIDN’T KNOW THIS BUT NOW I DO AND I’M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT

The more you know!

I NEED this book.

Huh. Facts the author of ‘the book theif’ didn’t have…

Suddenly I give a shit about Tampa Bay.

how incredibly disappointing

super duper high school idle