Ghost: Yes. And I won't answer any further questions.

Ghost, in a private interview: It's actually so no one can tell I'm cursing at them. I go to the store and the annoying lady checking out in front of me just thinks I'm weird about my identity or careful about getting sick. Meanwhile, I'm telling her to go fuck herself after she cussed out the cashier. 

Ghost:

NUH UH. As an experienced bucket lover, i can not be silent as someone's insulting my favourite metal object. The bucket is itself the greatest companion ever given to us, mortal humans.

Have you ever seen that shiny metal? Felt how smooth it is?! And it has STICKERS! If that didn't convince you to like it, I don't know what will...

The bucket will give you so much comfort no human being will, it is called 'a reassurance bucket' for a reason. It fits perfectly in your arms, it cools you down in summer when it's too hot, it can even help you carry objects around, so you won't be uncomfortable!!!!